John McCain's Guide to Training Women in the Workplace
Women in the workplace. It's a problem we've all had to put up with for a while now. But John McCain remembers a time when that particular scourge was no more common than a touch tone telephone ...more »
How To Feel On Inauguration Day: A Handy Flow-Chart
If you're like 99.993% of the people in the U.S., then you have no idea how you should feel as Barack Obama is sworn into office on Tuesday. Should you be happy? Should you be sad? Should you be hungry? (Hint: You shouldn't be hungry.) ...more »
…You Might Be a Muslim
Barack Obama has launched a website called Fight the Smears, in which he strikes back against the negative jabs that get thrown his way. The site includes a section refuting the rumor that Obama is a Muslim...more »
True Hollywood Story: Barack Obama
With the recent Barack Obama media blackout, it's easy to forget that it wasn't that long ago that John McCain called him "the biggest celebrity in the world", and Obama was framed angelically on the cover of Rolling Stone...more »
Fellow Ex-Candidates Jump on Hillary Clinton's T-Shirt Bandwagon
Hillary Clinton needs your help. See, she spent a lot of money recently, and she's trying to recoup a little. We've all been there, right? ...more »
The Presidential Debate "Energizing Your Base" Game
The final presidential debate is upon us, and let's face it — we're really beyond a drinking game by now, aren't we?...more »
Yes, That's Right, John McCain is a Cool Old Dude
One of John McCain's challenges is to reach younger voters. But it looks like the McCain campaign's t-shirt guy has the problem under control...more »
Which Political Figures Are Really Like Paris Hilton?
John McCain implicitly compared Barack Obama to Paris Hilton in his latest attack ad. But is that really a fair comparison? We thought long and hard about Paris Hilton's…qualities…to see if any of them really match up with Obama's, or those of any other politician...more »
For Your Extra Consideration: Mike Gravel
Mike Gravel is still in the race. He is so! But we're not really seeing him on too many debate stages anymore. And by "too many", we mean "any"...more »
Today, We Celebrate Our Love For Them
It's Valentine's Day, so you're probably heading over to the Republican National Committee's website, like you always do. There you'll find some Obama and Clinton Valentine's Day cards
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Joe the Plumber IS Just Like Us! »
Official Winning Notification! Save on Meds Now! Is Obama the Antichrist? Enlarge Your Penis! »
Happy Birthday, John McCain! »
Are Obama and McCain Ready For Some Football? »
Bob Barr Has Seen Things You Wouldn't Believe… »
Barney Bush: "I'll Take Off His Ear Next" »
Mike Huckabee Brings Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder Together and Makes _____ the _____ History! »
Dick Cheney is Now Literally Hell on Wheels »
NYCF: Whither Masturbating Bear?
Ask a comedy writer what the gig is, and the answer is likely to be one word — "Conan." Writing for Late Night with Conan O'Brien doesn't tie you to the newspaper or‚ anything else, really, except exploring an alternate universe where Ernie Kovacs is your improv teacher....more »
The Best Life You're Not Living
Every year, TV Guide puts “The Best Show You’re Not Watching” on its cover. We thought you’d like to know what other opportunities you’re missing out on...more »
With Times Like These....
How NBC's "Friends" will handle September 11...more »
The Art and Sciences of War
After the second [Emmy Awards] cancellation, CBS and the academy considered a number of dates and scenarios, including simply delivering the awards to the winners, holding the show on a studio lot or staging it at a military base with troops in the audience...more »
Deuces Wild – Oscar Presenter Pairings You Won't See
The following introductions were all found in Bruce Villanch’s wastebasket:
He still believes in a place called Hope. She was in "Hope Floats." Please welcome Bill Clinton and Sandra Bullock...more »
Making Cancer Sexy
Time magazine's cover story on breast cancer features a naked, airbrushed, very thin woman with blond hair, covering her breasts and staring blankly into space...more »
News Anchor Or Games Show Host?
The anointment of Brian Williams as Tom Brokaw's successor is only appropriate now that the news anchor's job is more about style than substance...more »
TV News Gets Freaky
Television news writers are adding hip-hop slang and "people-speak" in a misguided attempt to target younger viewers...more »
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